What the FUCK do the Colts do now... Carson Wentz trade.

I had to come to the blog because Carson Wentz was actually traded today. In my last post after the season I was distraught after a terrrrrrrible loss to the Jags to end the season, and conceded that Wentz would most likely be the QB next season as well, and we would all have to fuckin suck it up. Well... there he goes to the Commanders for 2 third round picks, maybe one turns into a second and they take on his entire contract. Good for Ballard for making them pay him the rest of the money huge for us on that part. Now im gonna be honest I am not fucking happy at all. I don't think Carson was that bad last season, yes he SUCKED in some big moments but there was also some big moments he came in the clutch. What QB is doing some of the things he did and only throwing 7 picks, I think its bullshit we only gave him a year. I guess the only thing I am happy about is we got rid of that god awful contract and now we can do some damage in the free agency if Irsay isn't bullshitting about All Chips In. We know how the colts are in the free agency they don't do shit.

Now... what the fuck do the colts do. At this point I only see 3 or 4 options the colts could go with here. Ill start with the QB I would most want and that is somehow someway Ballard could work his magic and get Derek Carr. Carr in my opinion would make the colts instant super bowl contenders with the defense they have and maybe get a wide out (hopefully Amari Coop). Would obviously love some more pass rush guys. The next option is Jimmy G. Now Im in the business of thinking that why trade Carson and get Jimmy G he is not much better. He has showed time and time again he can't make the throws when they count why get a guy like that. Sam Ehlinger the next option, if the colts decide to go Ehlinger we are in full tank mode make no mistake about it. They clearly have showed not much faith in him and we need to win NOW with our team If they do that I will be sick to my stomach. Pretty much the only other person I have heard swirling around is Kirk Cousins, I swear to god if we get Kirk cousins ill boycott the season. Carson Wentz >>>>>>>>>>>>>Kirk Cousins. Side Note: if I hear one more person say trade Q or Darius for a QB or something I'm going to be so fucking mad shut the fuck up and realize they are 2 of the best players in the league how stupid can people be.